Saturday, August 22, 2009

Okie is a liar!


I just saw the post from yesterday that Okie, that traitor, put up on MY site. I am shocked, really. The very idea that I could be any sort of addict is preposterous. And beating up neighborhood kittens! Why, the very idea is absurd. I mean, I may have confiscated a lunch bag here and there (hey, so would you for a Chipmunk Pudding Pop), but that's it, I swear. I am nothing if not utterly in control of myself. I am not easily swayed or tempted. I believe that self-control is the epitome of life, and....(sniff sniff)...Why, whatever is that delicious smell? It's smells like...could it be? Could my prayers have been answered so soon? Hold on, I'll be right back......gotta check something out...

4 comments:

  1. Ariel, I know you could quit the nip any time. If you really wanted to. But why would you want to?

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  2. I second Daisy--why on earth would you want to?

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  3. Having nip is not a problem...running out is...

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  4. I agree with Zippy, Sadie and Speedy! A kitty can't have enough nip!

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