Saturday, August 1, 2009

Can't touch this

Hey lady! I noticed you trying to pet me this morning. Did you notice I bathed immediately afterward? There’s a reason for that. I don’t like to be petted! I am very fluffy and beautiful, and I know that makes me irresistible to humans such as yourself, who have nothing but decidedly unfluffy and boring skin to cover you. But hey, that’s not my fault. Just to give you a little better idea of why I don’t want you touching me, I wrote this little rhythmical literary piece:

Don't touch me
Because I said so
The last person who did
he bled so
At least he isn't dead, though
So that's something.

Don't touch me
Because I said so
I told you that from the get-go
After all this time
you should know
I don't like you.

So don't touch me
How can I be more plain
Pay attention
Or there will be pain
Mmm, your arm is delicious!


  1. A fine rhyme. I find that just showing them is usually better. Humans always think it won't happen to them...

  2. Sometimes there are some really good touches. Maybe you should try one or two of them☺

  3. Anne, your sense of humour so reminds of another one of my friends!

    Rather dry and a little twisted. I love it!

  4. I love for my mom to touch me! I have bunches of floof too, but mom's hand is soothing.

  5. Oh I think it is a shame you dont like to be petted. I love the poem..
    Thanks for visiting..

    Hugs GJ xx

  6. I'm floofy and I love to be petted, and scritched just behind the ears. It feels so good.