Ok, lady. I can see you're getting ready for a nice little day at the beach for yourself- don't worry about me one bit. I'll be fine here in this stuffy little hovel you call home. Just do me a favor before you abandon ship, and post this little ditty I came up with during one of my naps. And if you know what's good for you, you'll bring me back one of those Drumstick thingys.
There was a young man named Jim
It seems he had three chins
But all's for the better
Get the rye and smoked cheddar
I'll make a sandwich out of his limbs