Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Ballad of the Sandwich

All this talk about beaches and picnics has given way to some deep reflective introspection. Specifically, what kind of sandwiches are my favorite? I have spent a whole 5 minutes contemplating the answer to this complex question, and as often is the case, am bestowing on you, the public, a glance into the mind of a fascinating individual (that's me) through the medium of poetry. Enjoy.


My favorite sandwich is Jam & Baby Lamb
I also am quite partial to Blue Jay & Spam
But who can forget Chipmunk & Ham
Do I have to pick just one?

How about a nice Raccoon on Wheat
Top it with a side of crunchy bird's feet
Wash down with a martini, I like mine neat
I'm feeling bloated already

I'd like to try Kitten on Rye
Or a little Mouse Salad; I think it's a tie
It's too bad they all have to die
But I need to feed my face

The End


  1. Personally I like a plain ham sandwich... hold the bread.

  2. You are making my mouth water!

  3. You are so talented. I don't know which is better..your poetry or your culinary tastes!

  4. MOL hehe dat sounds divine! Its nice to meets you, you stopped by my blog recently and I has been meaning to visits.

    I adding you to my cats who blog list!


    Baby Patches

  5. They all sound so very nommy!! You are quite the poet, too!