All this talk about beaches and picnics has given way to some deep reflective introspection. Specifically, what kind of sandwiches are my favorite? I have spent a whole 5 minutes contemplating the answer to this complex question, and as often is the case, am bestowing on you, the public, a glance into the mind of a fascinating individual (that's me) through the medium of poetry. Enjoy.
My favorite sandwich is Jam & Baby Lamb
I also am quite partial to Blue Jay & Spam
But who can forget Chipmunk & Ham
Do I have to pick just one?
How about a nice Raccoon on Wheat
Top it with a side of crunchy bird's feet
Wash down with a martini, I like mine neat
I'm feeling bloated already
I'd like to try Kitten on Rye
Or a little Mouse Salad; I think it's a tie
It's too bad they all have to die
But I need to feed my face