Did you miss me? Of course you did!

I’m baaaack! I know you’ve missed me, suckas! I’m older, wiser, and just a tad bit fluffier around the midsection. Where have I been, you ask? Well, let’s just say it’s none of your business! Ok, ok, “someone” cut off my access to the internet due to “bad behavior.” Whatever. I’m bored already.

In case any of you care, Okie and I are doing great. We have been keeping busy, building an ark from empty tunafish cans in preparation for the zombie apocalypse, and creating origami from dried bat wings. Now THAT was a delicious project! I never did actually get to the origami part, but oh well. And I have been broadening my knowledge base and learning about things like Twitter- sounds yummy! I don’t really care for bluebird so much, but I guess they’ll do.

What have YOU been doing? Not much, you say? Yes, that’s just what I thought.