For this delicious patriotic recipe, you will need:
1 red robin 1 bluejay 1 container Cool Whip 8-9 dead flies or other assorted bugs 2 pieces tinsel
Find volunteer robin and bluejay; if volunteers not forthcoming, butterfly net should do the trick. Lay robin flat on lightly buttered waxed paper. Cover generously with Cool Whip. Sprinkle with flies and tinsel, then top with bluejay. Give thanks to our forefathers. Open jaws and enjoy.