Hey lady! I saw that diet 'food' -and I use that term loosely- you are trying to pawn off on me. I'm not overweight! I just have big fur. Ok, well maybe I have indulged just a tad too much as of late. But nature offers so many tasty delicacies, how can I resist? I tried to cut back, really I did. I know that I have a penchant for lunch
Morning, noon, and night, I do like to munch
But it seems my collar, it fits no more
I can barely squeeze through the litterbox door
This is a problem I must try to fix
A little less bacon, some more Meow Mix
But it's not as easy as it should be
I have a weakness for pigeon with a nice cup of tea
I did some Pilates, tried to kickbox
Then took a break for some bagels and lox
Next I decided to try Jenny Craig
But they kicked me out when I gnawed on her leg
(Hey, it looked like a giant drumstick. So sue me.)
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