Saturday, August 8, 2009

Sorry, Jenny

Hey lady! I saw that diet 'food' -and I use that term loosely- you are trying to pawn off on me. I'm not overweight! I just have big fur. Ok, well maybe I have indulged just a tad too much as of late. But nature offers so many tasty delicacies, how can I resist? I tried to cut back, really I did.


I know that I have a penchant for lunch
Morning, noon, and night, I do like to munch
But it seems my collar, it fits no more
I can barely squeeze through the litterbox door

This is a problem I must try to fix
A little less bacon, some more Meow Mix
But it's not as easy as it should be
I have a weakness for pigeon with a nice cup of tea

I did some Pilates, tried to kickbox
Then took a break for some bagels and lox
Next I decided to try Jenny Craig
But they kicked me out when I gnawed on her leg

(Hey, it looked like a giant drumstick. So sue me.)


12 comments:

  1. We is wishin' ebby kitty in the whole, wide world a safe and comfy WORLD CAT DAY. An we wish that for one day the whole world would do one thing nice fur a kitty that has no home.

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  2. you look perfectly gorgeous to us.

    happy WCD to ya.

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  3. What's the first 3 letters in diet? 'Nough said!

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  4. Hi! Nice to meet you! what a cute cat!

    Happy cat day!

    you´re invite to my world cat´s day!

    xoxoxo

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  5. We know exactly where you're comin' from... it's all the floof. Question what's underneath and you're in for a solid swat.
    By the way, Zoey is offering to share some of her shrimp with poot sauce...

    Happy World Cat day to you...

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  6. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!! MOMMY WANTS TO SNORGLE THAT TUMMY!!!!!

    HAPPY WORLD CAT DAY!!!!


    love, uSSSSS

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  7. Happy World Cat Day!

    Awww I fink you is just a floofy kitty!

    Purrrrrrrrrrrrs

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  8. I agree, you are not fat, you are just big furred!

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  9. Such a funny, bunny! I guess you'd want to eat that, too! You suffer from what they call "catnibbleism", I think.

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  10. You look really pretty, my humat says that you are a thinner version of me...I can't see myself such a similarity...humans what do they know...

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