Wednesday, August 12, 2009

On the catwalk

Hey lady! I understand that perhaps some people out there think all I like to do is eat and kill things. Well, that's just not true. I have many hobbies and interests besides making flowcharts pairing baby birds with fine white wines. Like what? Well, for one, I like to sleep. I also enjoy a good tussle with a chunk of clumping cat litter. And did I mention that I like to sleep? That way I only have to potentially interact with you a maximum of 4 hours a day. I also enjoy a bit of high fashion. As you can see from the example above, I maintain quite an extensive collection of wigs. Why, just last week I wore this wig for a leisurely stroll about the neighborhood, and no less than three tomcats, a German Shepherd, and one very saucy kitten whistled at me. I think I have a quite promising career ahead of me as a top model. Paris, Milan, Fashion Week, signing autographs all night, my name in lights....I can see it all now! What's that? Models don't eat, and they definitely do not eat chipmunk stew in bordelaise sauce? Hmmm. Modeling is stupid.

7 comments:

  1. Yeah I'm totally not into modeling for that very reason... amongst others.

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  2. Oh yeah...who wants to be stick thin?? Modeling's not for us!

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  3. Ariel, you look pretty! The only reason I enjoy modeling myself is because of all the delicious treats I get!

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  4. Oh! You look like Twiggy! How chic. :D

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  5. MOL hehehe yeah I finks dat you would refink da modeling if you couldn't eats...especially birdies

    Purrrrrrrrrrrrrs

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  6. Wow Ariel! You look gorgeous in your wig! You are just as attractive with your natural furs, though. I agree with you that models should be able to eat like anyone else. Purrhaps you could be model and start a new trend!

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